goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
castielisamonkeyslut: eridanschoicehalf: mathmaticalkrillbits: ukeking: puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato What if it makes you a hot potato you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
Google lets you search by animated GIF now
tomlinshawty: “1. Put your username in image search. 2. Select “animated” under search tools. 3. Post result.”
I'm actually a really shy person.
milleyblack: Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn’t have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable talking with you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll annoy you. I really do talk a lot.
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology
zaynmalikx: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist
Hey. I have this friend, she doesn't really have a...
yahoosevilstepmother: gaylierae: gaylierae: Please, plase reblog this. Please. Im going to give this link to her. Show her people care. Please. Save a life. Im begging you. She’s my best friend. Signal boost. Please. You guys. She’s My Best Friend Please
Reblog if Ed Sheeran is your nigga
she-erio: thepaynetomyheart: The notes…. Holy shit the notes are scaring me yo.
it started out with a click how did it end up like this
Reasons why i'm single
ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and my computer
screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke